While they are sitting in the backseat:
"Lily, you're not cool. Quit touching me!!"
"but I'm pretty!"
While I'm doing the dishes:
"Gammy don't touch my chalk!"
"meh! mom! meh! ugh! ugh! mom! mom!"
When I've just woken up:
"Do you want to know something terrifying?"
"I forgot to turn in my home work!"